Unpleasing news: AI tells us which team signs Clayton Kershaw.

According to Google AI Bard, free agent Clayton Kershaw is predicted to stay with the Los Angeles Dodgers. The AI provided reasons to support this prediction, including Kershaw’s long-standing career with the Dodgers and their strong contender status for the playoffs. With top-notch medical and rehabilitation facilities and a talented roster, Kershaw can receive support and mentorship while aiming for another World Series title. Despite interest from other teams, such as the Texas Rangers, the familiarity, championship aspirations, and a fairytale ending with the Dodgers may ultimately sway Kershaw back to Los Angeles.